Damn Amsterdam

And we arrived in Amsterdam.

But we couldn't find anywhere to sleep. 

Seriously people, make sure you have a confirmed couch to crash when visiting Amsterdam. It's a popular place!

We didn't find a couch (we found this weird female-only hostel. Apparently humans with vaginas have an overwhelming preference for beauty magazines and the colour pink...)

But we did find this supercool event to volunteer for! 'Damn food waste'

Utilizing groceries that would have been thrown away, from farms, supermarkets, farms etc and cooking food!

Using this extra produce 'Damn food waste' served 5000 free meals!

It was really cool to see all these people getting involved -there was even a stage and DJs!

But then, back to our sleeping problems.

What to do?!?!?

We're not saying we went with this guy far out to the ghetto (he said he lived down the street! Yeah sure, down the street as in if you mean outside of Amsterdam. Or out of Holland more like...!) and he turned out to be super weird so we had to think of an excuse to leave him and in the process kind of broke his heart and then had to find our way back and were back to zero again.

We're not saying we did all that, but no, we can't really deny it either.

One lovely day we found a campsite.

There was this super ambitious american summercamp there. They sang a bicycle song every morning. Americans know their stuff!

Camping kitchen! Light! Yaay!

Nice warm tea, yaay!

The central station is pretty impressive.

This is like the only photo of us together without weird backwards lens hi-tech function thingy.

Lots of canals down here.

Found home. Red light district. Woohoo badass!

(Seriously what the f*** is wrong with people, fine that prostituition is legal but what kind of pathetic being buys sex?! PROSTITUTES DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. Not one tiny bit.)

Ok so this is the weirdest PR stategy ever. It's a pretty fancy supermarket called Albert Hiijn (or something like that) but the bags you get there are orange and bright with a hamster on it and say "Hamsterééééén"!!!

Why??

At least they had raisins!!! Aah raisins.. <3

We eat a lot of bananas.

We found a perfectly ripe avocado on the street that someone had dropped! #score #free

Juice out. Or peace out.

And we were thinking... What do the police even do in Amsterdam? Almost everyone's on drugs and the police don't stop you from parking your biking where its forbidden even though you do it right in front of a group of them... So what is their purpose??